I dig PBS

Ha. There was this guy perched on his red sports car outside the Union today wearing a Hawaiian shirt (unbuttoned at the top and showing a nice tuft of chest hair), smoking a cigarette, and listening to really bad jazz. Looks like someone missed the "Miami Vice was canceled" memo. I really wish you could have seen it. Pretty much made my day.

My list of basic functions I am completely incapable of performing now includes (in addition to walking and riding the bus) using revolving doors. The complete list can be found in Mr. Filch's office. Basically, I suck at life.

In other news, I am frequently overcome by the urge to smack that self-satisfied smirk off of Tom Wolfe's face. He's so skeezy!